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1, but also at work, right? I more than once on your life so you do not work, pay attention to the body. But you always meaningful to say: Days, is used to wind and rain; ground, is used to spend a long long grass; me, is a great way to prove that human beings; and you: they must not get drunk, some people see you yesterday, holding a glass chasing a pig in his mouth shouting: lonely tree, thousands of years standing in the street, lonely wait, only for the day when you passed me, in order to dump you, even if the hit is not flat you live in vain.
5, if you fall away, I will wait for you in the snow; if the world is gone, I will love you in heaven; if I go, let her take care of you. Really, her pig technology great!
6, I know you talk about hygiene, washing hands after using the toilet every time, and wash very carefully. Suddenly one you do not wash, I wonder: how did not wash their hands? You answer: mind you I've been doing; but lie to you just what happened.
8, every day I pray to the Buddha has been a persistent bloom of roses, until nine hundred ninety-nine together to give you the time and emotional, said: You!! This is confirmed after the UN investigation and evidence collection of weapons of mass destruction, you Escape quickly it.
10, the West always couples divorce because their child is a small Cupid wanderers. Look at China's Matchmaker, full of experience, so the Chinese couple's marriage is more permanent. Carrots to see clients, respectfully handed business cards, business cards ask the customer to see: how do you call ginseng now? Carrots, a small waist, discredited live in this world! Ah Lord forgive him! I was suicidal.
12, someone saw you today, you still as charming, wearing a plaid vest, leisurely walk, a detached look comfortable, it is very cute, then you really do not know is how to surpass the rabbit?
13, one year, a man more than 800 consecutive write love letters to his girlfriend, his girlfriend finally announced the results to be married, the groom is to send these letters to her postman.
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