2012年3月20日星期二

paul smith 2011-

Hackers: I can not control your computer
white: how to control?
hackers: Trojan
white: ...... Where? Why do I see? hacker
: open your Task Manager
white: control your computer
white: Oh
hackers: the fear of it? !
White: to just help me kill the virus, recently my machine problems yeah
hackers: the ...


white: how do you always in my casually out of the computer?
hacker: you can install a firewall
white: install a firewall, you can not enter it?
Hackers: ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer so that I feel free ride


White: I heard that you will create
hackers: ah
white: you can control someone else's computer? !
hackers: General
white: you can black out those sites?
hackers: Of course, did not hear people call me a
white: ... Oh, I thought it was your very black ......
, !
white: you come in every day, do not feel bored you?
hackers: pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen a single
White: No, this is the brand name
hacker: I said your machine yard in addition to the mentally retarded game the only virus
White: Oh, you see my Lianliankan you? Installed do not remember where to find for a long time the Jesus
Hackers: ... the goodbye


hackers: Hi! I
white: for several days to see you, my firewall to block?
hackers: Haha, jokes on your machine than I am also easy, is not you miss me?
White: I would like to ask you a favor
hacker: What is it? white
: you can not enter the power system to modify the point data
hackers: ... What do you want! oakleys sunglasses!
white: I beg you, help me to my house this month to get electricity consumption of it.
hackers: die! ! the hacker


: you die which went? ! !
white: ... went out to play for a few days ah, I doing?
hacker: I'm looking for something
white: in my place looking for something?
hackers: the virus, a few years ago looking for an old virus, only virus on your machine to save the most complete!

Hackers: Here I come! !
white: ...
hacker: how not speak?
white: a bad mood
hackers: who bullied you?
White: I pull the pull not lost, and there I online love
of hackers: this simple, I'll get you back
white: money back the
hacker: can not, tell me, how many? white
: Woo ... just do not remember

white: you give me out! ! ! !
hacker: how now? !
white: you is not with my ID go to the forum to play? ! !
hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up a post, I promise next time not to play the
white: That can not! ! !
hackers: You have to be how?
white: post your hair was red-faced yeah, the first time I was red-faced, happy Oh, you must give me weave a
hackers: inverted! the

hacker: hey, I have just done a very interesting thing
white: what
the hacker: I went to the forum up top Post the
white: this is very common.
hacker: I see posted on the top, enjoy the landlord's curse is a pig, good vent
White: Wow, so gratifying had I never dared be blocked!
Hackers: Yes, has been blocked a.
white: this is interesting? ! hacker
: yes, because I use your ID
white: You are the master?
hackers: You can say it.
white: to what extent? hacker
: Well, I was bored on their own black own
White: I will!
hackers: # ¥%! You can? !


White: a shutdown it black. . . . .
hackers: get out ........! the

white: black, come out, I pull the pull the password stolen, 555 ~ ~ ~ ~
hackers: No problem, I'll get back ... (ten minutes ) No Yes, I log on using your number is no problem ah ...
white: then why did I not go?
hackers: Let me see ........ sister you open like m! s! n login box ...
White: Oh, the original of these two can not be universal.
hacker: light when ........
< br> white: black, fast out!!
black: what? I did not wake up ah!
White: Why I pull the pull the password input does not go ah?
black: what you lose ah?
white: of course, is the small keyboard pull, fool!
black: ............ your keyboard is not open how to lose go ah?
white: you help me open the Caesar!!
black: ...................... .. (vomiting blood)


white: black, tell google what?
hackers: the search engine, you find things quickly!
white: Well, I'll try
hackers: try no
white: try baidu suddenly find goolge
hackers: You can Chung stone throw me
< br> White: We see meet okay?
hackers: ........ this is not right, why should see
White: I would like to see you and I would like to as
hacker: Oh, you want what?
white: handsome, dressed in tights, very amazing, where can go everywhere to maintain world peace 啦
hackers: ... ..... you said Spider-Man, boss!


hackers: Hello ~ ~ ~
white: you every day, is not I'm curious? < br> hackers: not curious habit, easily came in the
White: Well, I have a good idea can change your customary
hackers: ........? what way
White: I went to the bureau the bandwidth into a 1K, so you squeeze into not coming because too narrow, ~ the ~
hackers: genius! ......... you can also connect to?
white: Can slowly on chanting!

white: I learn computer knowledge. a powerful
hacker: Tell me
white: first let the computer everything can not see.
hackers: halo! how likely never heard of.
white: the monitor off on what , ha ha, smart ~
hackers: `` `` `` `` `` die the ~


hacker: you how so many things on your desktop?
white : easy to find
hackers: You can put your DVD movies on your desktop, why?
white: Ou Xifan watch the movie, a good impression.
hackers: `` `` `` `` `` `` `
white: black, ask you Oh, how the computer bottom right corner of the old prompt disk space insufficient to release `` `` ``` > hackers
:!
hacker: Hello! white the ~
hacker: how to ignore me?
White: I was crying.
hackers: ah? What 's the matter? who bullied you?
White: No, not who bully me
the hacker: how to cry oh?
white: Crayon, the new lost ~ his poor ~ 555 555 ~


White: I would like to install antivirus software
hackers: Well herve leger dress on sale, well, your computer needs an antivirus .
White: I want to install the famous, the best SONY, or the BMW.
hackers: adidas good?
white: OK, I installed it. .
hackers: Fuck! I have something the!


white: black, if I want to delete not used something in the computer, but deleted can not afford to do how?
hackers : East deleted
hackers: it is a system folder
White: I have been never used it ah the hacker
: I should not talk to you about this problem rely on ~
< br> White: Do you really think that even is an idiot?
hackers: simply say even very intelligent
hacker
White: even users: how did they say?
White: do not tell you * _ *
hackers: must be sent to you again PLMM photos they saw, is not it?
white: how do you know? ~ ~ ~ ~
hackers: by! !


white: black Oh? the summer there is the meters have some fun?
hackers: ah, how suddenly to ask this?
white: you send even detailed point ..
hacker: Oh, you, etc. ..
(15 minutes later)
hackers: No, ah, you want me to send you doing?
white: even teachers even to pay a summer job, remember the summer 10 interesting things ..
hackers: Kaokao the relying!


hacker: We recognize that for some time?
white: Well ah
hackers: Do you think I have a bad hello?
white: not bad ..
hackers: hee hee (shy)
White: Why? borrow Boyd?
: even m money, but also owed to monitor five dollars did not!
hackers: `` `` `` `` `` `` When I did did not even ask .. white


: out! ask you! ·
hacker: What? white
: you will be Pirates of the pull to pull it?
white: you help even Pirates of the one to pull the pull ..
hackers: that number ..
white: 10000
hacker:! # $% ... - *

hacker: I go again ..
white: more precisely, I have something to ask you ..
hackers: what happened? this is not to let me help you put water charges also changed white
: you crack the code?
hackers: nonsense, I am a hacker alas the ............

white: help me The Da Vinci Code solution it!
hackers: die idiot movies look more ............

white: you every day into my computer find interesting?
hackers: Interesting!
White: what
hackers: study you full of the machine of the virus, why do not crash ..
White: I know ! hacker
: ........ # $%! Why?
white: This is called fire with fire!


White: I would also like to control your computer < br> hackers: I will not have someone else to enter my computer I will be crazy
white: This is not fair!
hackers: Well, well, then you control the
white: ... ..... but I will not - ........
hacker: quack ~ ~ ~ So I agree with ah!!


hacker: I came the
white: this may be the last time we met
hackers: Oh? What happened?
White: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, install a firewall will not let you come in! hacker
: the original, you are so disgusted with me .......... Well, after I do not to goodbye
White: Well .......... hey, etc. First! first taught me to reinstall the system!
hackers: ..............

white: computer aspects of you can answer?
hackers: should be able to
white: on the keyboard which key the most handsome?
hackers: .............. not know
the White: you idiot
White: I was serious! you can operate my computer?
hackers: ah, yes
white: that problem you can solve it
hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult
White: Great, my fan does not seem to turn, help me change a bar
hackers: ........ I go

white: back to my computer really bad the
hacker: .............. just check your computer no problem
white: that you bully I
hackers: No
white: you have! passed to my MP3 files are no images!
hacker: Help ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

hacker: I'm coming ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
hackers: Huh? Pathwalker the?
Hackers: not in? This is not a waste of electricity?
hackers: God, Where are you Yeah, come out you do not scare me ~ ~
hackers: not in? I always take my copy the files on your computer to a disk, and paste it into another dish a hundred times, a hundred all over it ~!
hackers: has not come yet?
white: Haha, I have been in, but my keyboard is just bad, I So now we know jack out ..

white: a question for you
hackers: said
white: my, you can also control other people's computers do?
hacker: Yes you can .......
white: no network is required? hacker
: ..............
white: you can remote control to open someone else's machine? < br> hackers: ................
white: you can steal secret documents!!
hacker: I want your movie to see more to wash the the sleep


hackers: so late, and how not off the assembly line?
White: Well, the next I go to pull the power
Hackers: slow! You will not shut down?
White: Yes, just point the shutdown, it does not move, only hackers power
: you modify the registry: open HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINESOFTWAREMicrosoftWindowsNTCurrentVersionWinlogon Right-click on the Winlogon entry, select New → String Value press the power

white: finally see you, tell you a good news ..
hackers: Keke, I have to tell you the bad news ..
white: ah , bad news, fast, fast said
hacker: I have been poisoned ..
white: wow, my god, black, you will have it ..
hacker: I in influenza virus ~ ~
white:!


white: black, Random Thoughts, and you video it really?
black: Well, good
( Over the past 10 minutes ...)
black: you're doing? how not fat?
white: hair what?
black: video ah!
white,: how hair? < br> black: · · · · · · · · · · ·


hackers: You just said to tell me good news is what you?
white: Houhou, a boy with my computer ..
hackers: KB Yeah, people dared to use your computer?
White: Yes, open the scared face green, I am embarrassed, it out .. come back an hour later to see he was proud of sitting in a chair with a smile ..
hacker: I know how, is not he your computer finishing clean ah?
small White: Yes, how do you know?
hackers: Well, early accustomed to the mess in your computer seven Shui 8 bend, today all the way to the whirring of the burst easily, I thought to go to the wrong computer .. < br> white:!
hackers: But also really spent a lot of effort ..
white: But you know I later said something to him yet?
hacker: say what?
White: I said to him, put my computer into exactly the same as the original .. the
hacker: ◎ o the ◎
white: and then he stared at his eyes looked a long time, brush of what sprang to * _ *



white: after not allowed to say is white
hacker: how? drink melatonin?
white : Well, I am smart, I on the new invention of a power-saving way to yeah
hacker: Oh, that to listen to
White: I found the chassis fan of no use, transfer so fast, too much power, I am going to break it ..
hacker: hoho ~ ~ you simply genius, if you pull the home gates will be more energy efficient!
white: ......... you seem? hacker
: not like is


white hackers call: You are not really very powerful < br> hackers: so-so!
white: bragging! have a skill you let the Trojans shut down my machine ..
hacker: What is hard! you waiting
the hacker: I get regret it
White: Hey, thank you ~ ~ ~ ~ I play outside, I just want you to help shutdown ........
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
< br> hackers: in play what?
white: in clearing the computer
hackers: You?
White: Yes, you say I virus, so I am ready to do not know to see dislike all the files deleted
hackers: Stop! you only know a few? your machine does not want?
white: that I now how to do?
hackers: Do not motivation sub- while playing on the go hackers of

: HI, white, this time seen I think I did not?
white: it did not want you, but you just ..
hacker: a what?
white: I use the donkey the next movie, but not enough hard disk space, you can find a way to do?
hacker: I'll take a look at ~ the!
hacker: white, tell you a bad news, due to too many viruses on your computer, the virus also gave birth to a lot of earners in Zhengde Pan ..
white: ah ~ ~ that day!
hacker: I still listen to the virus in the price of what space whispered up a lot of viruses can not afford the space, is preparing to launch riots ..
white: Then how do you?
hackers : In this simple, space price down to buy a hard drive! ~ the ~


white: 555,555 my password and have forgotten the
hacker: a bad memory to put the password is written on paper Well
white: too long and complex, and can copy it again exhausted
hackers: your intelligence, set long passwords do
white: I think the only complex to remember not live in order to prevent others to decipher
hackers: the results of your password only role is difficult to own ........
the
hacker: World Cup began, a man's holiday!
White: not only man, I like it ~ ~
hackers: You? you can read and understand football?
White: ah, look at each World Cup, I will get back up again
hackers : Ha, good paul smith 2011, we can finally have a common language, do you like which team
white: of course, the Chinese team!
hacker: no language. . . . . .


white: out - ~
hacker: what?
white: Film can copy it?
hacker: Can
white: Why does my film can not be copied?
hackers: what you copy?
white: fool, of course, is the floppy
hackers: @ # $% ^ ^% $


White: black to? the
Honker: Honker, tracking a hacker to this the ~
hacker: You say that I am? - ^
. Honker: | | | his house the machine how so many viruses, you did it?
hackers: == | | | Some of it I are almost the same as the present ~ do not believe you asked him
White: was not it!
black: the ..........
white: he has come to my fan does not turn, depressed!
hackers: ... the .................
Honker: ...................... < br>



Honker: do not be afraid, I can help you kill the virus
hackers: 8 ~ my virus database ah ~ ~ ~
white: Well, I think anti-virus for a long time ~! ^ V ^
hackers: 55555555 the ~
Honker: You and so will
ten minutes later Honker of
: depressed - never seen so many virus @ _ @
White: ................
hackers: the 55555555
Honker: wow ~ this is what's virus ~~ ?
White: ................
hackers: the Kazakh
Honker: help ~!! my computer virus infection @. @
white: = _ = | | |
hackers: the descendants of the old virus to revenge, haha ​​^ - the ^
ten minutes
Honker: * _ * the latest hardware not guard with a software firewall, 555 555 ~ I quit-_-# s gone!
hacker: I proved my virus database is invincible, Guwahati ha ha!
White: red, do not be discouraged, again free play ^ = ^
hackers: Oh, come antivirus free welcome Oh, walking them off (^ * ^)
Honker: @ # $% ^ & * +? the =


white: in? hacker
: .......... ah
white: my computer is broken yeah how to do ah
hackers: No, ah, I just checked, no problem
White: how I lost into the digital how have become stars?
hackers: ......... ............... hackers FOR

: today, one guy asked me a giant idiot killing me the
White: Oh? what the problem
hacker: he asked the U disk can be upgraded?
white: how, you can not?
hackers: ... Oh, sorry, I forgot you are faced with


White: depressed, depressed .....
hacker: What happened?
White: I'm sorry, Pluto was expelled out of the nine planets the
hackers: ..... with What is your relationship?
White: I think to go there once seems farther the the Jesus
Hackers: to Mars, it is suitable for you!


Hackers: Yesterday, the executive search firm to find I , said the company wants to sign me, a monthly salary of 8000, the bonus is another operator, you feel attractive?
white: if they are willing to sign me, I went to report
hacker: you can do?
White: Well, menial jobs working so hard quit, technology live and can not do it, manage it, I can try to engage in the management, when a vice president, just give me a monthly salary of 8000
hackers: Do you think foolish company?
white: you help me to ask it, maybe people have been looking for my talent when the vice president, Life is full of
hackers: OK, tomorrow to me CIA recommended!


hacker: I find the CIA the
white: Ah, you rushed back ..
hackers: escape?
white: go to a deep cliff, the following martial arts Cheats, you train for eight or ten years and then fly up to revenge ..
hacker: I rely on the!


white: I help students repair the computer
hacker: you?
white: ah ..
hackers: the big miracle, you actually knows how to fix computer??? the?
White: What is so strange. optical drive can not read the movie disc ..
hackers: She is not a DVD movie into VCD CD-ROM drive, then do not put out?
white:, so Oujiu to know for sure is her CD-ROM drive is broken, called tomorrow to buy a VCD optical drive ..
hackers: · · · · · · ·


White: I want to buy a the notebook
hacker: The soft surface copy or hard surface cover copy ?
white: faint, is a notebook computer it!
hackers: Do you buy that do?
white: play games, the Internet is the key to beautiful, lightweight, convenient to take out the most important is certainly better than the next Jen air, you say I buy what is good?
hackers: such a high demand, white
: you do me a favor?
hackers: as long as it is on the network, said!!
White: I was playing - Kart .. you help I steal a car by 8 exhaust!
hackers: it is only in the Korean server inside
white: I do not care! from South Korea to steal over me to be in China ! that I am not very cow! I ~ ~
hackers: .................... I still do, I go first!

White: You will play Dance group?
hackers: doing here?
white: you get me a Tom Cruise up the good porridge for him to let him accompany me to dance! :)
hacker: 88


hacker: I would like to ask you a question
white: Q bar
hackers: ............ Do you have a boyfriend? < br> white:!
hackers: .......... what kind of person?
white: tall, handsome, mighty, open the big companies, I am super good ..
hackers: Oh, a little something, I go first ...
White: Hey ~ Hey ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~

White: Hey, how long did see you ah, was arrested?
hackers: .......... no, really busy, you also okay
to White: Well, I'm also quite busy. Lianliankan play clearance!!
hackers: .......... you and your boyfriend Well
white: boyfriend? the what boyfriend?
, hacker: you are not there is a mighty tall and handsome boyfriend,?
white: oh ~ ~ ~ ~ fabricated, afraid to look down on me ........
hacker: .... .. you super stupid!!


hackers: .............. I like you
the the White: virus?
White: Fudge me, you always scold me an idiot
hackers: ah, you're an idiot, but I decided to sacrifice themselves in order to maintain world peace, so you go to the scourge of others ..
White: ..................
white: you really like me
hackers: .......... ah
white: how like
hacker: is not seen when the heart is empty pain, met it head hurts < br> White: Oh, that
hackers:?? you know what?
White: So you, like a tooth decay in children in the face of chocolate!


hackers: the notebook you can buy this
White: Oh, this okay
hackers: configuration, brands and aftermarket
white: this does not matter, it is important to have what color?
, hackers: ............ only black
White: ah? Are these businesses do not consider consumer psychology, do not know to add a little color or made into hamburger like?
hackers: ah, or to go to the toy counter to see? the

day, a stranger and a hacker.
strangers: Hello
the hackers: the idlers One
hacker beauty be so rude: Unfortunately, I have like the
stranger: I am more beautiful than the person you like 100 times
hacker: but she I mental the most beautiful
in strangers: good nauseating
hackers: the Shubufengpei
stranger: ....
....
hackers (Anshuang the): white, white, and even IP have not changed would also like to test me??

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