A male get a female doctor prescribing turn for a long time to come back to ask: too open! words, then asked with concern, Factory Director: raw materials, good to engage in it?
kindergarten Xiaofang teacher pointing to blackboard m, y, and d, b several phonetic test to children, children with the most standard pronunciation, said: .
a female underground workers were arrested, forced to write a letter cited the heads of the bait, women underground workers are forced to only write, finished after secretly allocated from the private part of a few B hair caught in the letter. Heads to read the letter, holding B hair smell a smell, take a look at a look, think hard, and thought for a moment suddenly understood why: The original plot (gross)! after the defeat of the
Chinese soccer team, the makers of The plot: inspired, so a group of players from the national team to find an ad. The screen: the wanton and bad fried all the players facing the goal, the advertising slogan: medicine how to also give a woman, this may be how to do? ! But also beat them, after three days and nights trying to think, finally found a way: a black whistle blowing referee in the Super dressed in black, whistle blowing, gestures a dozen arrogance awe-inspiring to say: shot into all's not Day at the mall to see a female student, then said loudly: you dress, it really did not recognize!
after the wedding night, the next day early in the morning, the bride pain out from the bridal chamber in one hand and leaning on the wall, one hand clutching his lower body, cursed: liar! What a liar! Before marriage, three years of savings, I thought it was money!
a night, a naked man called a taxi, driver eyeing look him. Naked furious and roared: Who the hell are not seen Naked! The driver also was furious: I see you fucking money from where! they might the root cause of the
work no more than three: First, it does not matter, like the widow to sleep, no one above; is unstable as a prostitute to sleep above the old substitutions; is not united, as, and his wife sleep, their own old people engaged in their own people.
husband to travel half a year, good wife to pack up finished, a pack of condoms to the husband fondly says: on the outside really could not help but remember a certain band, her husband, after hearing said excitedly: the home is not good or their right.
a male to see an ad: no surgery, no hospitalization, easily thicken your genitals! Dayton was overjoyed, and the remittance immediately. A few days, receive parcels, and eagerly opened it!
parade!
turned out to be a magnifying glass! The Pastor
ask a couple: five minutes after the end of the world, you want to do? The husband excitedly answered: want to have sex. Mrs. White a Youde said: that the remaining four minutes to do? diagnosis
woman having an affair never awakened: absent-minded, and home to her husband fell face, the children learn regardless, often more than cooking salt. Often pretext lack of body, let husband detached. A half months have sex once, neither moan nor moved.
one seven year old man with a young lady having sex too excited off the fine to death. His family refused to accept the lady to court. The judge forensic autopsy to identify the cause. Forensic autopsy the next conclusion: comfortable death.
both feces shell dragonfly welfare lottery A: I want the toilet Awards put a radius of 50 to buy them, eat your fill! B: Ah Tai Su If I were in the awards on the package a living, eat fresh!
the morning of the wedding night, the groom woke up and found the bride burst into tears. Surprised to be asked: darling, why cry? The bride cried: how had the day after? That thing all night has narrowed to a horrendous! Later we supposed to do!
an old man to take the bus to the climax of the village to work. Asked the waitress on the way: the climax to yet? Waitress: Not yet. For a while, he asked: climax to yet? The waiter said: dirty old man impatient climax I will call!
wife play mahjong until midnight to go home, in order not to disturbance woke her husband, she was naked in the living room and the clothes into the bedroom. Qiayu husband woke up, met with furious: too much! You actually lose the shirt? the
A couple came upon a vow unto the well, her husband bent down, and make a wish also to the well is still a coin. wife would also like to make a wish when she bent down accidentally fell into the well. husband was shocked , and then smiled and said to myself damn spirit! point Road, stir whip spend for
a lady to dinner, and take their food accidentally dropped between his legs, the lady was shocked: this stuff is really powerful! cooked mince, it actually know the way!
a young man in the bus to see a beautiful collar was very low, Chunguangwaixie joke Road 'is really blossoming fruit trees' beautiful to hear, lifted skirt, said: 'there is born to you keep your place'!
son every night and mother to sleep. mom: You grew up to marry a wife and mother sleep!? child A: Well mom : That your wife supposed to? child: let her sleep with their father. father hearing said excitedly: child sensible
for men and women are having sex, the woman suddenly jumped out of bed, ran grab a handful of rice into the kitchen from the tank in meters, back scatter to the male body, angrily said: less disgrace here, go back to the chicken feed come back!
cock travel month, came back and heard quail nothing old cock suspected. two days hen gave birth to a quail egg, furious cock, hen hurriedly explained: by premature birth!
village women report said: shame that! last night I was strong J. mop.com asked him that long-sawed? that Anke did not see, but definitely a novice, could not find places because he was a half-day, but finally I gave him helped into. < br>
fox fell in love with a rabbit about to drink beer drunk, rabbits, foxes took the opportunity to put the rabbit to the strong J, A few days later the fox also known as rabbit to drink, the rabbit said: 'hey! not ! not drinking beer butt hurts'
girls middle of the night to go home were seven thugs, an aunt of the danger to come forward, the rescued girls from being LJ, radio interviews, Aunt statement: In fact, at that time had nothing like that just want something good can not be all cheap small show twat children
butcher, PC was arrested fined 4000 yuan and a receipt. day slaughtered husband and wife found this receipt, only knowledge 4000 did not know the word 'P C', and asked the butcher: anything for a fine of 4000 yuan? Butcher replied: fine me meat injection!
Day a drunk after drinking a taxi home, the hand stopped a 110 patrol car, and shouted: Even if you are one kilometer 100 then you need to write!
Moujun drunk, strayed into the female toilets and vomiting. coincides with a woman is to urinate, some that anger, saying: 'that do not drink Herve Leger Sale, how pouring? 'Woman heard this trip plan has Biechu the ass king heard this furious:' Who is his mother open a bottle of '
two dwarf to fool around, a quick get away to listen to the next Night '23, Hey, 23, hey ...' The next day A B said: 'Ah you're in great shape!' B: 'I busy night did not jump into bed!'
criminals broke into the homes strong J women were to swear to resist her husband come down to earth come back to see his wife was to suppress criminals, and picked up a shovel and beat anger, heard his wife cursed: br> a child found a woman's body in the river, Police, said: river a woman being killed, the chest two big bag between his legs cut knife bleeding, estimated time of death is too long, cut at start the
a driver of the car traffic police fine long-haired, very hate the traffic police supra shoes, his wife advised him to say: after we give birth to a child named traffic police. you angry when you hit him. if not Jiehen to you operation traffic police his mother!
a grandfather with grandson a bath naked each other. grandson looked at the grandfather asked: Why is the hair above one hundred, the following is black? Grandpa: encountered above are headache, The following encounters are pleased
kindergarten female teachers lead students to swim, inadvertently exposing a pubic hair, a student asked: teacher ah? a cruel female teachers pulled out, saying: thread.
a Japanese woman in a sauna bath, looking Takeo its intrafamilial transmission, Takeo rubbed rubbed suddenly starting their penis into their shame at the Japanese woman was furious: What is your work ? Adonis said: the rubbing of the inside the!
sister-in-law Sister Fuge, with the river too, brother-in-law back sister-in-law, sister-in-law touched down, and asked what things? The answer was a bad guy. brother-in-law asked her, your Han goods? sister-in-law semi-shy, this is the police station, designed to catch the bad guys!
little brother asked the reasons for the resignation of: 1-manual 2 in the deepest need to head in a go no holidays, five damp and dark environment difficulty breathing wearing a plastic mask 7 is always forced to dry to spit until the next day the bride
wedding clamorously divorce because the husband has a serious occupational diseases friends tried to persuade her 'men are very important cause of 'Unexpectedly, the bride shouted:' what fart career, he was milking workers' porn
someone forgot to buy a set of sausage casings instead, after casings omission in the vagina the next day the prostitutes they pick up, the casings were brought prostitutes, busy Road: Is my hymen. clients furious: go to your mother a forced hymen, there are production date? the
wife is suffering from a cold start medication, the bacteria in the body held an emergency meeting to discuss do not hesitate fled the program, so be eliminated, meeting a final decision: take the half past nine that night, the submarine out
a plane flying to a mental hospital. Suddenly, the driver with a laugh, the stewardess asked curiously, so happy!? Pilot: The Student: a quick
desert thirst man picked up a Magic Lamp Genie will meet a man two wishes a man then said, every day, drink water every day can see a woman's ass and then they heard the thunder giant sound man into the toilet!
four girls in the afterlife what to do. A need to do to spend everyone to kiss me: B said do mahjong all of them have touched me: C do ice cream that everyone licked my : D all of them have to do ambulance from behind me, I can also Walawala called!
someone raising aggressive parrot in a cage, the first day into the sparrow was killed by parrots parrots said is too small supra footwear shoes, placed the eagle, the eagle died. parrot hair did not it say: Damn! Ah pretty powerful light arm is really playing but it
a ship wreck, a female passenger and 10 male passengers drifted into a desert island on ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ a month later, the woman committed suicide. because she felt that it happened a month is too disgusting ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ a month later, they decided to bury her, because they think it happened a month is too disgusting ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ month they decided to send her out of you, because they think it happened a month is too disgusting ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ A month later, God the woman resurrection, because he felt that what happened in this few months too disgusting ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~
couple argue, the man said: I quarrel not win you a mouth above you, below mouth! woman said: I quarrel not win you a mouth above you. following a microphone with two sound! ...... eat in the hotel was within my During the meeting, acute, the waiter said with enthusiasm; our hotel bathroom, you can go opposite the public toilets, and they agreed to that you girls also took off his pants, said: my mom that you 'eat'!
little girl always the little boy showing off his new toy the little boy had no alternative but to take off your pants to say: you never long as this, that thing you want to have as many to
a store raising only Harrier pheasant, hanging at the door, the customer door said 'Welcome', a girl does not believe go back and forth six times, the Harrier pheasant, he said, six to the seventh The Harrier pheasant furious and said, 'boss, someone to play with your bird!' series
Cultural Revolution period, abnormal crowded train, Xu ass out the car window to take advantage of parking stool when the car will start. conductor to do the last go around shouting: 'Diao cigars, fat, and quickly head back out!''!' the
elephant asked the camel: 'you, Mimi, how long in the back? 'Camel said:' dead away, I do not speech and JJ long in the face of things! '
Day the lame and the blind man go out with riding a car. Riding blind, the lame to look at the road, suddenly cripple a deep groove in front of agony: ditch, trench, ditch! Blind back to sing: Ao Leao class Ole! Two fall into the ditch with
a totally planned fertility, an old lady in order to let an intrauterine device on the daughter-in-law, instead of daughter-in-law, for the fourth daughter, the doctor said: you are on the old lady, and then on into the Audi.
newlyweds to Emei Mountain honeymoon. wife was a prisoner Qunhou go a month after the save labor when the husband in the delivery room to see the doctor came out hurriedly asked: boys and girls? Doctor: 'I did not see one out on the tree.'
Hill mother bear hunters want to catch. First battle, lost hunters and raped by a bear. Xiufen Cross to break a few days. Battles they lost! raped again! recuperate Bi, and then further bear to see it, laughing: 'You dog day to hunt or MY?'
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