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secretly a small watermelon, ran to sing: freedom to run the wind direction
watermelons side while chasing an old lady cry: I cry to see you without looking,
police saw to chase the thief, while chasing his mouth: I must be good enough, so you just want to escape
thief ran, said: silence acceleration, my footsteps
thief was caught, the judge said: what to say, how many tears to stay
thief crying: I beg you give me a chance
Police, said: This is the best punishment
impulse thief was taken to police station Two days after being released and said: You always came to the old lady s the heart of the thief s the heart
window, the old lady a drink that is: a person drunk, looking for someone to stay with good
thief in the window said: Tonight I went to your window, your shadow on the curtain lovely old lady opened the curtains
said: There are too many misunderstandings between us!
thief said: Come with me, dawn to go!
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elementary school because the family was poor when I can not afford a bicycle sale paul smith, so hit the Home
junior high school when I was too prominent because of learning, the school I left high school to read for two years
I have quite the future president that the more I paid thirty thousand
Now the teacher that I am an independent ability to decide I dropped out of school, so I became a gangster brothers go through anything, plug the two brothers for the beauty knife, the brothers as brothers beauty, such as clothes, grab my clothes and I who cut his hand, foot, Who Moved my hand, foot and I wear his clothes
ago I thought I was a talent, but unfortunately I was wrong I'm not! did not think I turned out to be a genius!
helpless by .... I have wanted to commit suicide! but you appear to dispel the idea of ​​me gave me the courage to health, thank you! you know when I see you first think: that you Why can not I can live Shayang Oh! benefactor ah!
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I married into the village to it! I Village richer!
basic communication by roar! Basic traffic by taking!
basic cultivated land by the cattle! Basic lighting by oil!
heating base by shaking! Basic law and order by the dog!
get rich by stealing the basic! Beautiful little
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HKSAR 10th anniversary celebration, Hu Jintao hold Andy's hand and said: I know you
Liu: I am very excited
Hu: You Jacky Cheung
Liu: tears
Hu: Taiwan you that I really like the first daisy
Liu: Thank you, Chairman Mao
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carts into the city to catch a farmer stopped by the police on the grounds that no license plate. Farmers angry got a board to write a card hung, police fainted on the spot, saw the card reads: bovine B-74110

farmer to kill a rooster, but catch none, then grabbed the hen to the rooster said: do not let you down when the bachelor! Cock: you are his mother thought I was foolish, I go into a widow she had. . .

a hotel to support parrot hanging in the door, a guest to say: react to one day his

the delivery room after the birth of a child laugh, delivery nurses are very strange, surrounded observed little fist clenched, break apart and found the drug is an abortion just to hear a child say: He * is! Would like to kill me? Not so easy! !

points higher to see a farther; water is clear there are no fish, were invincible to the base! Go its own way to let others go a taxi. Wearing someone else's shoes, let others go looking for.

moon cake fell in love with bread in their pursuit, bread unwilling to do. Moon cake sad: (port cavity) This is for what? Bread: my wife that you, your stomach is Huahuachangzai.

an American, a Frenchman and a Chinese man walk in the desert, walked to see a bottle, the cork after opening floating out of one person, that person said: This simple, to meet you! second wish to talk about it. get home. French fairy asked the French people say: French added: Finally, the French said: The Chinese say: Asked what his second wish. The Chinese say: The Chinese say: I walked and saw a bottle, open the plug and then emerge to a person paul smith holdall, that person said: Total Total and the Americans said that let the Chinese people as well, so one would then get back by him. So the Chinese people, said: France urged the Chinese and the Americans quickly say the second wish. Double pot after drinking Chinese people leisurely on fairy said:

an American paul smith stores, a Japanese, a Chinese expedition in the jungle. The results were all arrested and man-eating tribes. To tribal chiefs, said: He said: U.S. feeling old ass away. After seeing the Japanese, requiring 10 mattresses. 1,2,3 ... 100 kick, the Japanese got up, Paipaipigu, all right; and Zhang foul mouth of his ability to imitate and re-creation capabilities boast about it, and would like to sit while watching the show of the Chinese people. Chinese people get on the ground slowly, leisurely leisurely to say:

wish: Thank you! ! !